Noah's Ark... Noah's Ark is the massive vessel from the Genesis flood narrative used by Noah, his family, and pairs of all world animals to survive a global deluge It's one of the most favorite stories in the Bible, but it is also one of the most highly disputed by non-believers. Here is a collection of interesting videos about the ark and the great flood.
Many people love to make fun of the Bible, and there’s no section of Scripture they like to make fun of more than the Ark and the Flood. Today, Dr. Tim Chaffey responds to common questions and objections to this biblical event.
Chick out this interesting video shows how scientists think Noah really built the ark and why it would have worked.
And a final video providing scientific evidence of the existence of the great flood...
HEAVEN — Heavenly sources report that the Lord has decided it is once again time to wipe out most of humanity after Kentucky Fried Chicken released the Oreo Chicken Sandwich."Okay, time to start over," sighed a Heavenly herald, looking upon the great abomination that is the Oreo Chicken Sandwich. "I shall go and report this grave new horror to the Almighty. We cannot let this one slide, I'm afraid. The earth must be cleansed of this evil."Rumblings of the new product reverberated through the Heavenly realm, with many believing the Oreo Chicken Sandwich to be the final sign of the irredeemable state of the human race. "There is no coming back from this. The righteous cry out for justice against the makers of this unholy outrage," said an angel. "We must begin our search immediately for who shall be spared in the next ark."As the rains began to fall, many cried out against the Lord, lashing out at a God who could be so cruel as to wipe out so many people. However, after gazing upon the Oreo Chicken Sandwich, they fell and worshipped God for sending the flood to save them from this new devilry.
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